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Phillies Fan Gets Tasered At Tonights Game
This is why all we do is win win win… no mattah what! Read More
Philadelphia… We’re Prepared!
City workers have greased poles along South Broad Street in an effort to deter revellers from climbing them during any wild celebrations that might follow a possible Phillies victory tonight. Street lights, signs, bus shelters and even trees have been coated by a yellowish goo that bears a resemblance to petroleum jelly. Temporary “No Stopping” signs also have been posted along the thoroughfare warning motorists they could be cited for a violation for stopping between... Read More
RIP Harry Kalas
Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas passed out in a press box at Nationals Park today and was pronounced dead at GW Hospital. He was 73. “We lost our voice today,” team president David Montgomery said, his voice cracking. “He has loved our game and made just a tremendous contribution to our sport and certainly to our organization.” Nats acting GM Mike Rizzo talked to Montgomery after Kalas’ collapse but there was never really a thought of canceling... Read More
MVP Cole Hamels and the $20.5 Deal With The Phillies
Well, well! The Phillies’ went ahead and signed World Series MVP Cole Hamels to a 3-year, $20.5 million deal, immediately making everyone remember that they signed Adam Eaton to a 3-year, $24.5 million deal a few years ago. The Phils had control of Hamels for the next three seasons anyway, hence the cheaper deal for Hamels than the well-known Adam Eaton disaster. But the Phillies avoid arbitration with Hamels this year and the next two, making this a good sign all around. He’ll... Read More
Taking Orders NOW!
Andrew Jeffrey Wright, of Space 1026, is now taking orders for a limited, second run of his amazing Barack Obama/Philadelphia Phillies tee. The first batch is all but sold out and he will only be printing what is requested! Shirts are $15 on natural tees, instead of white, and will be printed on Monday the 19th, so place your order before then! Email AJW with your desired size and quantity if you’re interested. Read More
CUTE OVERLOAD. (Philly Edition)
Excuse me while I go kidnap a baby and play “so big” until it cries. (Props to my mom for the awesome link…again.) Read More
Introductions and Elections (Chinatown Bus)
Looks like we’ve got one more aboard the Chinatown Bus… So just to get things off the ground, I’m Nick, the newest contributor to McJawn. Due to an inexplicable yet unyielding crush that I have on co-founder Wen, I’ll be her bitch and your loyal liaison to the streets of New York City for the foreseeable future. I was born and raised on these mean streets (okay, the Upper West Side isn’t so mean) but I know the city inside and out. I’ll be... Read More
Damnit.
The Phillies made me fail this college semester.The End. Read More
Vice Magazine: PHILADELPHIA – VINTAGE VIOLENCE
Vice Magazine decided to blog about our crazy ways… “Well, looks like my boys The Philadelphia Phillies took the World Series this year. Why, you ask, does it look like this? Because people are burning the city down. After 28 years of fruitless labor, The Phightin’ Phils put an enormous foot into the ass of The Tampa Bay Rays (who sealed their fate by caving to Baptist pressure and breaking their ties with Satan), winning the series 4 games to 1 and breaking... Read More
