McJAWN » jokes http://mcjawn.com/blog Philly's Art and Culture Magazine Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:58:35 +0000 en hourly 1 Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/04/14/lindsay-lohans-eharmony-profile/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/04/14/lindsay-lohans-eharmony-profile/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:13:30 +0000 sallyspark http://mcjawn.com/blog/?p=3485

I don’t care what anyone says about her, I like girls who don’t take theirselves too seriously.

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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/04/14/lindsay-lohans-eharmony-profile/feed/ 1 Best Sarah Palin Campaign Slogan Ever http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/03/18/best-sarah-palin-campaign-slogan-ever/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/03/18/best-sarah-palin-campaign-slogan-ever/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:15:00 +0000 Keith Birthday http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/03/18/best-sarah-palin-campaign-slogan-ever/
I lol’d.

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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2009/03/18/best-sarah-palin-campaign-slogan-ever/feed/ 0 I Cried A Little. http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/22/i-cried-a-little/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/22/i-cried-a-little/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:30:00 +0000 sallyspark http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/22/i-cried-a-little/

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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/22/i-cried-a-little/feed/ 1 Best Philly Joke of the Night! http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/03/best-philly-joke-of-the-night/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/03/best-philly-joke-of-the-night/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:33:00 +0000 mcjawn http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/12/03/best-philly-joke-of-the-night/ So earlier tonight I was freezing my toes off out side of Oskar’s Tavern, when this guy comes up to me and my friends and introduces himself as “The Riddler”…….
He tells us a few lame riddles then ends on this one:

What is long, hard and black and sits between two nuts?”
(awkward pause)
SAMSON STREET!

-because it’s between Walnut and Chestnut! Get it? Jokes? Funny. Ha.

….Well I thought it was amusing anyway….until he asked us for money…..

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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/11/13/can-i-have-my-drawing-of-a-spider-back-the-strangeness/feed/ 2 I Laughed. http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/14/i-laughed/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/14/i-laughed/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:16:00 +0000 sallyspark http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/14/i-laughed/
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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/14/i-laughed/feed/ 1 The 8 Phases of Dating http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/09/the-8-phases-of-dating/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/09/the-8-phases-of-dating/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:52:00 +0000 sallyspark http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/09/the-8-phases-of-dating/






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Hm… sounds about right.

…AND THAT’S THE ULTIMATE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE! HAHAHAHHA.

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]]> http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-debate-flow-chart/feed/ 0 Inside Obama’s Emails http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/09/18/inside-obamas-emails/ http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/09/18/inside-obamas-emails/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:50:00 +0000 sallyspark http://mcjawn.com/blog/2008/09/18/inside-obamas-emails/ Obama Deletes Inbox
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Obama reportedly joined the MoveOn.org mailing list while attending the 2004 Democratic National Convention in Boston.

More Info: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/86415/

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