Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile
I don’t care what anyone says about her, I like girls who don’t take theirselves too seriously.
Best Philly Joke of the Night!
So earlier tonight I was freezing my toes off out side of Oskar’s Tavern, when this guy comes up to me and my friends and introduces himself as “The Riddler”…….
He tells us a few lame riddles then ends on this one:
What is long, hard and black and sits between two nuts?”
(awkward pause)
SAMSON STREET!
-because it’s between Walnut and Chestnut! Get it? Jokes? Funny. Ha.
….Well I thought it was amusing anyway….until he asked us for money…..
Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart.
Hm… sounds about right.
…AND THAT’S THE ULTIMATE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE! HAHAHAHHA.
Inside Obama’s Emails
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Obama reportedly joined the MoveOn.org mailing list while attending the 2004 Democratic National Convention in Boston.
More Info: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/86415/
