GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT!! To My New Landlord (Get Your Shit Right!)
COME FIX THIS SHIT!!! Damn broke-down ghetto ass washing machine! I received this e-mail from the previous tenant of my new apartment about the on premises laundry machine and how to use it. Ideally, it makes sense to move the machine over to the kitchen sink so it gets it’s water supply, but there are way too many problems for this shit to still be considered functional, cheap ass landlord guy! Here’s what the e-mail says… Hey Tyler the washing machine is pretty... Read More
Missed Connections: Your never going to beat me, because i’d ruin ur life (Get Your Shit Right)
“I Dare you” I calmly whispered in your face. Honey you need to know who you are dealing with. I’m a very independent woman and I wont have ANY man play games with my head. I come home from my SECOND job last night only to find you piss drunk on the cheapest bottle of vodka you can find. (being drunk didn’t bother me so much) The way you acted was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. Your from another state trying to make your way through school and have no home, so... Read More
Fire Safe Cigarettes. (Get Your Shit Right)
If you’re a smoker and you know what fire safe cigarettes are, you hate them. Look on your pack, if it says FSC on top of the bar code, you are smoking fire safe cigarettes. If you are not aware of what these are, read along to find out. What is a fire-safe cigarette?A fire-safe cigarette has a reduced propensity to burn when left unattended. The most common fire-safe technology used by cigarette manufacturers is to wrap cigarettes with two or three thin bands of less-porous... Read More
Paris Hilton and Her Douchewand! (Get Your Shit Right)
Being sick all weekend sucks! If you’re like me, being sick equals staying in bed all day, taking frequent naps, drinking a lot of green tea and watching lots of shitty reality tv, namely Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. I noticed something weird while watching a few episodes. Why does Paris carry that douchewand everywhere she goes? It seems like she tries to bring it out as much as possible, outside of the eliminations. I think my favorite part of her reality show is... Read More
Country of the Week!
Burkina Faso: Capital: name: Ouagadougou Location: Western Africa, north of Ghana Population: 15,264,735 Languages: French (official), native African languages belonging to Sudanic family spoken by 90% of the population Government type: parliamentary republic Background:Burkina Faso (formerly Upper Volta) achieved... Read More
I Survived to Tell The Tale…
…barely. (hey, someone has to nag a bit and I’m ok with it being me.) So last night, as you all know, the city ate itself. If you have a mom like mine, she was texting you all night to stay indoors cause she was watching the news in a panic, terrified to see you getting launched into a paddywagon by the men in black. At first, I thought she was being ridiculous. I mean, everyone around me seemed happy. I hugged at least a hundred people I’ve never seen before.... Read More
Phillies riot!
Now I’m not going to lecture and I’ll try not to rant.Seriously philly…. you live in philly right?you break it you bought it. taxes are a bitch… Posted by Dr. Thom Read More
Get Your Shit Right, Globally!
MALTA: Malta is a small and densely populated European micro state, comprising an archipelago of seven islands.Area: total: 316 sq kmClimate:Mediterranean: mild, rainy winters; hot, dry summersTerrian:mostly low, rocky flat to dissected plains, many coastal cliffsPopulation: 403,532 (July 2008 est.) Languages: Maltese (official) 90.2%, English (official) 6%, multilingual 3%, other 0.8%Government type: republic Background:... Read More
Interesting…(Election Related)
So, apparently some voting machines in New York are switching votes (I find it interesting that it’s all Democratic votes switched to Republican) when they are entered by voters. Not gonna say anything about what that may mean…just sayin when and if you vote on the 4th…double-check it. It would be a real shame to have a(nother) election decided by mysteriously funky machinations. Check out the article here. Posted by goldNboi7 More Info: http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/voting-machine.html Read More
Really, Pervert?
So I was checking my various websites this morning, eating some cereal and getting ready for the day. This interesting piece found its way into my inbox: I know you can’t read it, but I posted it for proof. It reads: “I’m a 35 wm in CC free afternoons, saw your Pics on MM…always had a fantasy of being watched J/O by a beautiful stranger….easy gig no sex, if your in CC with a few afternoon min to spare. I work from home studio musician=... Read More
