Honey you need to know who you are dealing with. I’m a very independent woman and I wont have ANY man play games with my head. I come home from my SECOND job last night only to find you piss drunk on the cheapest bottle of vodka you can find. (being drunk didn’t bother me so much) The way you acted was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
Your from another state trying to make your way through school and have no home, so my family and friends take you in with open arms, because they care ABOUT ME…So in the process of moving you from one friends house, to a more perminate friends house, you FUCKING steal their frozen meat, and hot dogs. What are you INSANE????
You just took away their 2 year olds dinner for the next week. Not only that, but you totally burned down your bridges with any of my friends. Then you think it would be ok to bring the stolen food to my other friends who is giving you a room in her house. “NO” not ok, because now she is worried about her things being stolen. I actually SLEPT with my FUCKING PURSE last night. I really hope you know who your dealing with. I think you realized last night that I’m no pussy bitch who will let you walk all over them.
Now I have been bending over backwards to help your sorry ass. My friends have taken you in and this is how you repay them. I’m SO DISAPOINTED. I’ve lost respect for you. Oh and my brother just called he is highly fucking pissed that you left him a nasty message last night in your drunken stooper. IDIOT. Of course you don’t remember anything, but you still try to convince me that stealing the food was part of “survival” FUCK OFF. You have been eating DAMN good at my house. We even let you enjoy and healthy handful of snow crabs, so don’t fucking tell me it’s about survival.
Yesterday while on the bus, you hinted to the fact that maybe you were going to try and put your hands on me. You said “we’ll see how tough I am when we get off this bus” WELL I FUCKING DARE YOU. Luckily for you, your drunk retarded ass passed out on the bus. I should have just left you sleeping. You would have gotten a pleasant surprise when you woke up at the terminal with no phone, no money, no clue where the fuck you are, and certainly NO ME. Keep pushing me pus.
GOD I fucking love you, but you are pushing me away SOO damn quick, before you know it, I wont be there. That’s if I even decide to come down there tonight. I need a night out with the “Boys” That’s another thing I miss my male friends. NEVER did I sleep with ONE of my male friends, but I can’t have them, because your insecure. You can sleep alone TONIGHT. You and your crack head ways!! Only crack heads steal meat out of people’s freezers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. The last line is the best part, ONLY CRACKHEADS STEAL MEAT OUT OF PEOPLE’S FREEZERS! This is my favorite missed connections ever. I don’t even know how this counts as a missed connection.
First of all — your≠you’re
Second, you will not be walked all over? REALLY? YOU’RE letting this loser continually mooch off you and your friends, while he steals frozen meat and talks shit to your brother. FAIL. I think the only thing this dude realizes is that he can continue treating you and everyone you know like shit and you will still support him. You slept with your purse after coming home tired after working two jobs (probably to support his broke ass) while he blacked out from drinking bankers. AND he’s threatening to beat you now??? WHO’S THE REAL LOSER?? Get your shit right lady! Instead of ranting on craigslist like it’s your livejournal, kick this scumfuck out. Stop the empty threats (you don’t scare anyone), stop finding him a place to mooch, stop feeding him, stop helping him out and move on with your life. I guess the sex must be mind blowing because I can’t think of any other reason why anyone would act this stupid.
Missed Connections: Your never going to beat me, because i’d ruin ur life (Get Your Shit Right)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. The last line is the best part, ONLY CRACKHEADS STEAL MEAT OUT OF PEOPLE’S FREEZERS! This is my favorite missed connections ever. I don’t even know how this counts as a missed connection.