Best Philly Joke of the Night!

By mcjawn | Published: 12/03/2008

So earlier tonight I was freezing my toes off out side of Oskar’s Tavern, when this guy comes up to me and my friends and introduces himself as “The Riddler”…….
He tells us a few lame riddles then ends on this one:

What is long, hard and black and sits between two nuts?”
(awkward pause)
SAMSON STREET!

-because it’s between Walnut and Chestnut! Get it? Jokes? Funny. Ha.

….Well I thought it was amusing anyway….until he asked us for money…..

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2 Comments

  1. daniel p hughes
    Posted 12/03/2008 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    what’s the best kind of nation? a do-nation!

    Reply
  2. TMunney
    Posted 12/03/2008 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    …I would have answered Dunry st.

    That’s where miggilians is.

    Reply

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